“CANAL D`OR 2015: Cameroon`s GRAMMY AWARDS” The Good, The Bad, The FUNNY

Today we had the Canal D`OR 2015 Awards in yaounde Cameroon. It was a fun couple of hours …We had our stars rallied in the same hall with Our First Lady Chantou, Minsters and many more. In pictures how it happened.

THE RED CARPET: Looks classy and well lit. Dressing of many attendees left much to desire ..but #WetinConsignMe ? 

            Daphne and the  Lady above though looked like the only persons who understood what a Gala night is. She looked sublime. The others dressed mostly like they were going to a wedding reception. Although Daphne I must say exposing the leg is kinda old. I love the colour of your dress though and you gots a nice body #NoHomo. Lady Ponce was in the house too..Love her hair to bits!!

 MAMA CHANTOUX As usual arrived in style, flanked by body guards. She looked very classy and her hair less scary. Although I have to say Popol is missing a flower Vase.

The guys looked Dapper in their pressed suits. 

Our Very own LADY GAGA A LA CAMEROUNAISE , Mani Bella, Mami Pala Pala brought her Pala Pala with her. I loved the colour of her dress but it was a little too simple. Her Crystal crusted boots though! Me wanted!!But hey! Its Pala Pala Woman …She is Unique in her very own way.Although I must say Hell to the Naw  to those glassees

    

I loved the fact that CANAL Honoured Our Old School Musicians! Kudos to them! We should never forget the old school. The Opening Performance was by Papa Salle John. I was just glad he is still alive and looking healthy.  Although I havenet heard from him in such a looong while,  I still love and respect his work. 

But at the Award Show , I noticed he was lip-synching and BADLY! Like I commented on Facebook, the music was going left his lips were going right! Not Synching at all bro! And the Dancers too! 

Tribute was paid to some of Cameroon`s Great Musicians and other entertainers who are of blessed memory

Maman Franciose Foning was Also honoured in Memoriam as a great contributor. Chantal Biya sobbed at this point. Very emotional for people with emotions. My heart has since been replaced by Biscuit Bone.

MAMAN FRANCOISE TU NOUS “MANQUERONS”

The Winners In Various Categories :

   

 Some funny High lights :

– Afo Akom was nominated for Best FolkLore ; He still sings?? Me I havent heard any song from this guy for like 100 yrs, or was that a political move to appease the Anglos?

– Stanley Enow Won Best New Artist and Best Urban Male .  He was well dressed in a white ensemble and I must say he is a good looking guy. Some people didint accept his win. I am like hmmmm Na which song again? I will leave the debate about who is really talented until after I have listened to #HeinPere de bout en bout! Or Should I listen to Njama Njama Cow?

 Dude you need a lyricist and God his Lip Synching is got me Laughing. The rap started before his mic went to his lips…And in the middle of the song he starts tapping the head of the mic  to see if its working! Dude you dont need it cos the music is beoing played from a turn-table..lol

And to add insult to injury, he was busy chewing GUM Like a diabetic whose insulin is in chewing gum. Dude that is uncivilized and when you standing infront of notable and respectable people, you might wanna keep the gum away.

 WHY WONNA NO GIVE JOVI AWARD? Il est Bamenda et p8 Quoi? 

Canal D`Or ….

– Tala Andre Marie was called upon to hand the Award to Stanley . He opened the envelop and READ THE NAME!! I thought he was blind? Infact this pa na VOYEUR! E supposed to coach Arsenal..LOL

– There was an award for Best Artist from Central Africa. Somehow Cameroonians artists didnt figure in the list. Begs the Question, for CANAL D`OR Awards, where is Cameroon Geographically located? I concluded na ‘Stranger their Award be this” 

Flavour was not there to collect his award so the presenter presented it to himself. LOL…Chai But Flavour na better Naija boy ooh! Some babes di just see his waist shake them just Ovulate ! I hope that Cameroonian presenter hands him his Award. Our people cannot be trusted. 

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Mama Chantou got an Award too… For her good heart, and good will.Funny thinng is everyone got to make a short Acceptance Speech. Mam Chantou`s Award was collected by someone else and she didint utter an audible word of acceptance Speech. I am sure they were Afraid she will sound like PATIENCE JONATHAN, Naija Presi`s wife.

 The highlight of the night though : Pascal Pierre proposing to Kelly WHite, on one knee and that Kiss!At first this Kelly White presenter was supposed to present in English. She did almost the entire show in French. I am sure that kiss had something to do with it. I must say if my man kissed a woman like that and gets home, he will be kissing the Xmas Pig for a few months.

IS THIS FOR REAL?? If she has a BF she is screwed!!

ALL IN ALL  it was a good show. Please next time get a Life band.  I repeat GET A LIVE BAND! We have so many in all them Cabarets in town. Let the singers practice to sing live. The Lip Synching Thing  just wasnt working. KUDOS CANAL!!